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wow welcome back you donut hole

wow welcome back you donut hole

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actually doing those palette challenges! This was requested by syral, number 15 for my own character, Vero. 

He’s not a very strong swimmer, and that palette makes me think of sunset on the water

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domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

i was playing never have i ever with some friends and some people i didn’t know and it turned out that three separate guys had all slept with the same girl while she was hunting for a fourth guy in our group (she has an obsessive crush on him) and i have never seen a better assortment of horrified expressions

in short i love playing never have i ever

(via delicatestarfish)

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

and…? 

i’m waiting for the part where you explain why you think you’ll never receive a blowjob

(via stopsmellingthedeadguy)

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anyone else ever get that feeling where you’re so hungry and you want to eat but you don’t just want to eat you want to eat something specific but you literally have no idea what it is so you just sit in your underwear and stare out the window imagining yourself eating all kinds of different food until your weird ass brain tells you you’ve finally hit the thing it wants

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cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

okay so you know in the hunger games movie during the interviews how everybody was supposed to be wearing CRAZY get-ups and instead they were all in like prom dresses and shit?

this is what they should have been wearing. somebody hire these people to design costumes for dystopian teen lit turned cinema pls

(via thattallsummonerguy)

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flvckooo:

Seeking a more humane method of carrying out capital punishment, Ohio’s new machine yanks inmates heads from their bodies using painless, powerful robotic claws.




oops you forgot the source
it’s the fucking onion.

flvckooo:

Seeking a more humane method of carrying out capital punishment, Ohio’s new machine yanks inmates heads from their bodies using painless, powerful robotic claws.

oops you forgot the source it’s the fucking onion.

(via angry-fish-woman)

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vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L… and like…I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something




I could really use a wish right now…

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

I could really use a wish right now…

(via thattallsummonerguy)

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